slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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(Source: kakerukurosawa, via finally-sommeone)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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